In this brief guide, we will discuss some of the best Mad Hatter Quotes, as well as other related topics about Alice in Wonderland.
Mad Hatter Quotes
Here are some of the most famous Mad Hatter Quotes from the Lewis Caroll classic Alice in Wonderland:
“Really, now you ask me,” said Alice, very much confused, “I don’t think—”
“Then you shouldn’t talk,” said the Hatter.
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?”
“Take off your hat,” the King said to the Hatter.
“It isn’t mine,” said the Hatter.
“Stolen!” the King exclaimed, turning to the jury, who instantly made a memorandum of the fact.
“I keep them to sell,” the Hatter added as an explanation; “I’ve none of my own. I’m a hatter.”
“Alice sighed wearily. `I think you might do something better with the time,’ she said, `than waste it in asking riddles that have no answers.’
“If you knew Time as well as I do,’ said the Hatter, `you wouldn’t talk about wasting it. It’s him.’
“I don’t know what you mean,’ said Alice.
“Of course you don’t!’ the Hatter said, tossing his head contemptuously. `I dare say you never even spoke to Time!’
“Perhaps not,’ Alice cautiously replied: `but I know I have to beat time when I learn music.’
“Ah! that accounts for it,’ said the Hatter. `He won’t stand beating. Now, if you only kept on good terms with him, he’d do almost anything you liked with the clock. For instance, suppose it were nine o’clock in the morning, just time to begin lessons: you’d only have to whisper a hint to Time, and round goes the clock in a twinkling! Half-past one, time for dinner!”
“You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret all the best people are.”
“Take some more tea,” the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
“I’ve had nothing yet,” Alice replied in an offended tone: “so I can’t take more.”
“You mean you can’t take less,” said the Hatter: “It’s very easy to take more than nothing.”
`Your hair wants cutting,′ said the Hatter. He had been looking at Alice for some time with great curiosity, and this was his first speech.
“I want a clean cup,′ interrupted the Hatter: `let’s all move one place on.”
“Why is a raven like a writing-desk?”
The Hatter was the first to break the silence. “What day of the month is it?” he said, turning to Alice: he had taken his watch out of his pocket, and was looking at it uneasily, shaking it every now and then, and holding it to his ear.
Alice considered a little, and then said “The fourth.”
“Two days wrong!” sighed the Hatter. “I told you butter wouldn’t suit the works!” he added looking angrily at the March Hare.
Alice did not wish to offend the Dormouse again, so she began very cautiously: “But I don’t understand. Where did they draw the treacle from?”
“You can draw water out of a water-well,” said the Hatter; “so I should think you could draw treacle out of a treacle-well–eh, stupid?”
“The Mad Hatter: [to Alice] You used to be much more…”muchier.” You’ve lost your muchness.”
Mad Hatter Quotes: Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp’s portrayal of the Mad Hatter is one of his best roles, and he plays this iconic character in Tim Burton’s rendition of Alice in Wonderland.
Tim Burton is known for his crazy, fantastical and whimsical approach to films, which comes across in the most colorful way in his version of Alice in Wonderland, as well as Through the Looking Glass, and he has taken certain creative liberties with the story so Johnny Depp’s Mad Hatter has some lines that are not in the original work.
Some of the best Johnny Depp Mad Hatter quotes are as follows:
“Mad Matter: “Have I gone mad?”
Alice: “I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.”
“Alice Kingsley : Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
The Mad Hatter : That is an excellent practice.”
“There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter.
[picks up his hat]
Which luckily I am.”
“The Mad Hatter : ‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
Alice Kingsley : Sorry, what was that?
The Mad Hatter : What was what?
The Mad Hatter : The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame, Jaws that bait and claws that catch, Beware the Jabberwock, my son, The frumious Bandersnatch He took his vorpal sword in hand.
Alice Kingsley : I’m not slaying anything. I don’t slay, so put it out of your mind
The Mad Hatter : …Mind?
[Hatter stops, puts Alice down on a log, and continues walking]
Alice Kingsley : Wait! You Cant leave me here!
The Mad Hatter : You don’t slay? Do you have any idea what the Red Queen has done? You don’t slay.
Alice Kingsley : I couldn’t if i wanted to.
The Mad Hatter : You’re not the same as you were before You were much more…”muchier” You’ve lost your “muchness”
Alice Kingsley : My “muchness”?
The Mad Hatter : [Points to Alice’s heart] In there.”
“The Mad Hatter : Your carriage, my lady.
Alice Kingsley : A hat?
The Mad Hatter : Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?”
“Stayne – Knave of Hearts : We’re looking for the girl called Alice.
The Mad Hatter : Speaking of the Queen, here’s a little song we used to sing in her honor:
The Mad Hatter , Dormouse , The March Hare : “Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where you’re at. Up…”
Stayne – Knave of Hearts : [Wraps arm around Hatter’s throat] If you’re hiding her you’ll lose your heads.
The Mad Hatter : *Already lost them.* All together now!
The Mad Hatter , Dormouse , The March Hare : “Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle…”
“The Red Queen : [the Mad Hatter is brought into The Red Queen’s court] Where is Alice?
The Mad Hatter : I’ve been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny.
The Red Queen : Well, we’re looking for an A word right now. Where is Alice?”
“Well. The entire world is falling to ruins and poor Cheshire’s off his tea.”
“ Why is it you’re always too small or too tall?”
“You have a regrettably large head! I would very much like to hat it!”
“Yes, yes-but you would have to be half-mad to dream me up.”
Cheshire Cat Quotes
Cheshire cat is another fantastic character in the story of Alice in Wonderland and he has some of the best quotes, some of which are given below:
“We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
“How unusual everything is to-day! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night? Let me think: *was* I the same when I got up this morning?”
“Imagination is the only tool in the war with reality.”
“Only a few find the way, some don’t recognize it when they do – some… don’t ever want to.”
“I am not crazy; my reality is just different from yours.”
“How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You’re lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few.”
“Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I’d run.”
“Not all who wander are lost.”
“Well, some go this way, and some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the short-cut.”
“When you’ve understood this scripture, throw it away. If you can’t understand this scripture, throw it away. I insist on your freedom.”
“If you don’t know where you are going any road can take you there.”
Mad Hatter Quotes: Batman
Mad Hatter is also a character in the Batman comics, and he is a villain who may be found particularly in the Arkham series.
Here are some of the best Batman Mad Hatter quotes:
“You’re mighty in Gotham, Batman, but in Wonderland, the Mad Hatter reigns supreme.”
“You know, Alice in Wonderland was always my favorite story. Do you remember “The Mock Turtle Song”? Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, won’t you join the dance?”
“ [sobbing] Would not, could not… would not, could not… oh, could not join the dance.”
“Alice Pleasance : This is really a surprise, Jervis. You’re so… quiet at work.
The Mad Hatter : Oh, still waters run deep, my dear. It’s always been my philosophy that people should take what they want from life.
man : Hey, ours too. Okay, Mr. Hat, let’s have the money.
The Mad Hatter : On your way, curs, lest I’m forced to teach you a lesson.”
“Are you, the famous Batman, so intent upon destroying my happiness that you’ll hurt these poor mind-warped innocents to get me?”
“The Mad Hatter : I’ll cut that cowl off your neck before you take her! I’ve waited my whole lonely life for her!
Batman : Then all you’ve waited for is a puppet… a soulless little doll.
The Mad Hatter : It didn’t have to be this way! You made me do this to her!”
In this brief guide, we discussed some of the best Mad Hatter Quotes, as well as other related topics about Alice in Wonderland.
Alice in Wonderland is one of the best works of all time, and every one of its adaptations has been very well known, especially some characters, like Mad Hatter and the Cheshire cat, who say some of the most amazing things both in the books and the show and movie.
The most prolific Alice in Wonderland work is probably Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland movie, which features a Johnny Depp Mad hatter and Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, among other great cast members like Anne Hathaway and Mia Wasikowkska.
If you have any mad hatter quotes we missed or any questions or comments about mad hatter quotes, please feel free to reach out to us at any time.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs): Mad Hatter Quotes
What did the Mad Hatter say?
The Mad Hatter says to the Dormouse “Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where you’re at. Up…” “Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle…”
What does the Mad Hatter say at the Tea Party?
The Mad Hatter says at the Tea Party, which is in the chapter titled, “A Mad Tea Party”, “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” which is one of his most famous quotes, and when Alice gives up trying to answer the riddle, he says, “I haven’t the slightest idea!”.
Who said we’re all mad here?
Cheshire Cat says “We’re all mad here”. This dialogue happens when Alice says,“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” to which Cheshire Cat says, “Oh, you can’t help that,” “we’re all mad here.