Zodiac Sign Most Likely To Be Alcoholics (Ranked)

In this article, we take a look at the zodiac signs that are most likely to be alcoholic.This article also looks at the most problematic drinkers and the dipsomaniacs of the zodiac so keep reading.

Zodiac Signs Most Likely To Be Alcoholic

Here is how the zodiac signs handle alcohol:

  • Water Signs (The Dipsomaniacs)
  • Earth Signs (The Mean Drunks)
  • Fire Signs (The Drama Queen/King Alcoholics)
  • Air Signs (The Level Headed Drunks)

The zodiac signs most likely to be alcoholic are the water signs (Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio). You guessed it right! Water signs have more of a dipsomaniac inclination than the other signs of the zodiac. 

Perhaps you are that kind of person who takes their favourite drink slowly and deliberately, preserving your composure. Or maybe you are not. Maybe it’s not your mistake. Maybe you can blame the constellations for your sloppy drinking habits. Maybe not.

It seems that the elements that are vital for life are also relevant to determine your alcoholic tendencies. Still, before you go too far, it’s essential to note your sign (also check your moon sign) and its characteristics. 

The four elements embody the four core tenets of life, and each has a distinct essence. It might be more valid for some than it is for others, but it’s a nice spot to begin if you’d like an insight into your experience.

Water Signs (The Dipsomaniacs)

Water signs are much more likely to drink (more than all other zodiac signs) and thus are more sentimental and you can expect their feelings to become more tumultuous when they drink. 

These signs most probably need to be taken care of once they’re drunk or else they might end up doing the most absurd things ever. 

No matter what age the Pisces is, they need a babysitter at any event involving alcohol. This powerful, competent individual is expected to prevent the intoxicated Pisces from jumping off a cliff because they suddenly had the feeling that they could fly.

Cancers are the specialists (the certified dipsomaniacs of the zodiac) . If you’re considering an evening out together with Cancer, be prepared to drink a lot. They are binge drinkers, they drink excessively, throw up, and then drink even more. 

Don’t dare tell them to be the driver or babysitter who takes care of the rest of the group; prohibition will make the Cancer so miserable that you will most likely have a terrible time. Nonetheless, Cancers drinking night ends in tears.

Once water signs get drunk, you hardly know what the future holds, and whether you want it to or not, it’s an uncertainty you will have to come to grips with very often. Going with the current will either bring (think floods or sea storms) tears or laughter.

Earth Signs (The Mean Drunks)

The earth signs (Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn) are more robust than the other zodiac signs when it comes to alcohol. They have better alcohol tolerance. Capricorns, in particular, can be vulgar or snobbish, and they wouldn’t want to get wasted if there’s nothing in it for them. 

They’ll consume as much as you’re consuming. While you may get sloshed, the earth signs seldom seem to be drunk. They’re taking the very same number of shots as everybody else, but 

Capricorn seems completely sober while everybody else is face down and tipsy as hell, struggling to see clearly. This is due to the fact that they are innately sober.

Virogos are pretty much repressed as usual when drunk, and are unsurprisingly the stiff but responsible drunks who drive you home and take care of you.

They’re usually really suppressed (emotionally), but when they do drink excessively, it’s not a pleasant sight (you can imagine the rest). They are the obnoxious boorish drunks of the zodiac.

Fire Signs (The Drama Queen/King Alcoholics)

Extroverts in particular are fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius). They don’t really need alcohol to sustain the drama that they bring to situations, but they do enjoy it. They are, without a doubt, the drama queen/king drunks of the zodiac.

When they drink, they become less violent and cynical, although their rebelliousness skyrockets. When it comes to tolerance, blood alcohol concentrations that would kill an elephant may be tolerable for them.

Leos like a fine, rollicking discussion, and when they’re tipsy, they become  downright clownish. Which would be to say, that Leo would like to speak to you about Huge, Philosophical Concepts that don’t quite make sense.

Aries is the buddy who requires bodyguards, with raw power on both sides to guarantee that they might not try to jump off the edge of a rooftop terrace or pull off anything similarly hazardous.

In fact, when they are tipsy, they are more vulnerable to accidents. Exotic cocktails and deep talks all night, as well as late night drives, are what they enjoy most. 

Air Signs (The Level Headed Drunks)

Air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) are less likely to consume alcohol. In fact, they like to have a steady mind. Libras, in specific, have a tendency to curtail their alcohol consumption. Few of them are obnoxious alcoholics. 

Air signs have a tendency of floating anywhere their hearts lead them. But don’t mistake them for just being a doofus. Though they can seem to be unpredictable, air signals are very analytical and analyze things over prior to acting out.

Libras are especially desperate and confused when drunk. Since they work too hard to maintain a pleasant demeanour all of the time, when a little alcohol eases their hold on their schmaltzy exterior, all hell is going to break loose. The ones that maintain a polite demeanour will be noticed by others.

The more Gemini consume alcohol, the further ridiculous they become. They start dancing even though there is no music playing and have fits of hysterical laughter. These are all the indicators that, while drunk, Geminis are more prone to leaking the dirty secrets on something you question them about. Alcohol is the gaping hole in their otherwise flimsy armour of deception.

A sober Aquarius isn’t much dissimilar from a drunken Aquarius. They drive like idiots, are obnoxious, and can’t stand straight when they’re drunk. 

Aquarius is unable to say the time, engage in conversation with walls, and drop out in the alley with the homeless. There’s no gap, as you can see. The only thing that is different is that they’re a bit more bearable once they’re tipsy.

(This article is just for entertainment purposes)

Conclusion

In this article, we looked at the zodiac signs that are most likely to be alcoholic.This article also looked at the most problematic drinkers and the dipsomaniacs of the zodiac so keep reading.

Frequently Asked Questions

Which zodiac sign is alcoholic?

You’d imagine a sign so focused on self-control would be afraid of alcohol, but Scorpio is one of the most gin-obsessed zodiac signs. That’s because, for these people, alcohol is a potent aphrodisiac (as if they needed one), and they’re constantly trying to find new ways to relax.

Which zodiac sign is most likely to kill?

Zodiac signs of serial killers

“While it might seem to be a flimsy correlation, certain star signs appear to be more prominent among the most infamous serial killers, with Pisces and Sagittarius leading the list, while none of the serial killers we examined at were Cancer or Taurus signs,” the results concluded.

Are Aries alcoholics?

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Alcohol, antidepressants, and tobacco are the most often abused substances by those born under the Aries sign. If they do get hooked, their natural obstinacy will make quitting much more difficult.

What are drunk cancers like?

Cancers are never really intoxicated; however, they become “tired and emotional”. They tend to drink to cope with emotional stress and end up binge drinking and making things even more worse for themselves.

Which zodiac sign is suicidal?

According to studies on psychiatric patients and suicide rates, the incidence of suicide by hanging is maximum in Virgo and lowest in Sagittarius and Scorpio. The most pessimistic sign of Pisces was closely associated with the idea of suicide in another study by Stack et al.

What are Aries addicted to?

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Due to the obvious activation of dopamine, the brain’s feel-good hormone, and the possibility that most risk-takers have less dopamine-inhibiting receptors, Aries are drawn to taking risks. Dopamine is abundant in the brain of an adrenaline junkie.

Do you act like your moon sign when drunk?

If you check your moon sign, you’ll find that it represents how you are when you’re not on your guard, and therefore how you could act when you’re tipsy. It also makes you more like your 5 year old self without any manners or strip you of your ethics.

How does being drunk make you act?

You can become psychologically dysfunctional, causing you to become quickly happy or upset. You can lose your balance and have difficulty making decisions and recalling information. You could lose your balance and have fuzzy vision. You can also experience anxiety or feel drained.

Why do you vomit after drinking?

Needless to say, alcohol is harmful to more than just the liver. ‘Alcohol causes inflammation in the stomach wall, which is known as gastritis. This is made worse by a rise in gastric acid production.  Vomiting is a common side effect of gastric distress caused by alcohol consumption.

What alcohol does to your stomach lining?

Simply put, alcohol irritates the digestive tract. Even a small amount of alcohol causes the stomach to generate more acid than normal, which can lead to gastritis (the inflammation of the stomach lining). This causes stomach pain, vomiting, diarrhea, and even bleeding in binge drinkers.

References

How Each Astrological Sign Handles Their Alcohol

Alcoholism and Moon Signs in Zodiac